Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Snoopy Leads Obama, McCain in Early Returns

Early election results show Snoopy in the lead for the presidential election. Snoopy, with running mate Woodstock, made a surprise bid for the presidency yesterday as millions of relieved Americans began flocking to the polls. Early returns show Snoopy at 87%, Obama 5% and McCain at 3.729683 1/2%.

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