About two years ago I was at the library with my kids (no, that's not the last time I visited the library). I showed my 4-year-old daughter a copy they had of the classic children's book, Little Toot. She looked at me with a shocked expression of disbelief. Then it dawned on me: In our household, "toot" was the word we used for "fart."
The book is being re-issued, using the full-color originally intended by the illustrator.