Swallowed a tooth? Wow. How do you explain THAT to the Tooth Fairy?
Ah! The greatest memories of parenthood all seem to circle 'round poop.
I suggested putting tooth fairy money in her underwear while she was sleeping, but my wife wouldn't go for it. So, we'll just be patient like the drug smugglers are.
Swallowed a tooth? Wow.
ReplyDeleteHow do you explain THAT to the Tooth Fairy?
Ah! The greatest memories of parenthood all seem to circle 'round poop.
ReplyDeleteI suggested putting tooth fairy money in her underwear while she was sleeping, but my wife wouldn't go for it. So, we'll just be patient like the drug smugglers are.
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